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(Source: domics)
“Wow, that’s a really nice beard you have.”
—I want to have sex with you.
“Are you working on growing a beard?”
—I would be extremely attracted to you if you started growing a beard.
“I hope you’re planning on growing out your beard for winter.”
—I would be DTF if you had a winter beard.
“Your beard looks good today.”
—My pants are coming off.
(Source: yourkyriosity)
Everything is coming up milhouse.